Self-denial is simply a method by which arrests his progress, and self-sacrifice a survival of the mutilation of the savage.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

You may think you will never get caught for your wrongdoing, but be assured that you will be imprisoned by your wrongdoing.

An evil person will have evil friends

If there is meaning in life at all, then there must be meaning in suffering.

I've got miracle lyrical capability all in me / With the agility to escape a killer bee colony.

My departure from Hollywood was described as a walk-out. No one understood that I was cracking up.

I am told that there have been over the years a number of experiments taking place in places like Massachusetts Institute of Technology that have been entirely based on concepts raised by Star Trek.

They write them long because they can't write them short.

Wall Street's favorite scam is pretending that luck is skill.

A man who insults the modesty of a woman, as good as tells her that he has seen something in her conduct that warranted his presumption.

Never forget the essence of your spark!