Self-hatred is the best vehicle for making people do as they’re told because they are hungry to get approval.

Self-expression has to come out pure. It has to have an environment waiting for it. It has to have a garden it can plant itself in.

Monsters always make more trouble before they die.

If we can realize that life is always happening for us, not to us… game over, all the pain and suffering disappears.

There’s no experience quite like cutting your own live Christmas tree out of your neighbor’s yard.

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.

Our happiness in this world depends on the affections we are able to inspire.

And Seaman, just like a falling oak, manages to change direction.

The key word of the dedicated Christian should be 'give.' Charitable contributions speak eloquently of your unselfish Christian generosity.

Republicans were more pro-choice than Democrats up until the late 1980s.

Time to live, time to lie, time to laugh, and time to die. Take it easy baby. Take it as it comes.

You can't make stuffing with sweet cornbread.

The epithets of imbeciles have never bothered me.