Self interest feeds more people than self sacrifice.

Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again.

Remember, the greater the opportunity, the fewer are those who see it.

Independent thinkers are usually geniuses or idiots and at times it's hard to tell which.

To enslave a people, give them money they didn't earn.

It's easier to have faith in yourself if you have faith in God.

To succeed in business, put the interest of the customer ahead of your own.

The decline and fall of a civilization is barely noticed by most of its citizens.

Love of country is nowhere the same as love of government.

Apparently there's nothing more dangerous than a religious criminal.

Hardly anything works out as well as we hope.

I love the thrill of impending, weightless doom...

When we talk of leaving our childhood behind us, we might as well say that the river flowing onward to the sea had left the fountain behind.

I imitatea memory of beliefthat I do not own.

Everyone's a little nothing.

[Vincent Price] did Oscar Wilde on Broadway, and I think he probably did it because he was almost like an Oscar Wilde. He had that brilliant humor.

If you're too hung up on improvising 'correctly', you will almost always fail.

It's just really about trying to do whatever it is I do at a level of excellence. That's really all I'm trying to do while I'm here.

When you're doing a show like 'The Book of Mormon,' you're completely spent by the time the show is over.

A restaurant with candles and flowers evokes more reveries than the Isle of Bali does.

Comedy is a medicine - a healing process that can help people get through difficult times and understand things better