Self-love is a big part of golf.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'

Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.

If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!

When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.

Respect was invented to cover the empty place where love should be.

You cannot become great by working for salary.

If you are focused on your calling, the efforts of any adversary will prove powerless

Meditation practice isn’t about trying to throw ourselves away and become something better.

Imagine the clouds drippingDig a hole in your garden to put them in

If you had met my father you would never, not for an instant, have thought he was an assassin.

If you want a nation to have space exploration ambitions, you've got to send humans.

The world of evil is only as evil as we allow it to be.

Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it.

Money's the solution, curing all the ails of the nation. But what about the hearts of man?