Self-love is as protective as the Deity; Disenchantment is as perspicacious as a surgeon; Experience is as provident as a mother. Such are the theologic virtues of marriage.

It is easy to sit up and take notice, What is difficult is getting up and taking action.

When you doubt your power, you give power to your doubt.

True love is eternal, infinite, and always like itself. It is equal and pure.

Great love affairs start with Champagne and end with tisane.

In diving to the bottom of pleasure we bring up more gravel than pearls.

Love may be or it may not, but where it is, it ought to reveal itself in its immensity.

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness.

When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes; when they do not love us, they give us credit for nothing, not even our virtues.

A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea.

Stray cats are like two-timing men. He got tired of you and took off. He doesn't find anyone new? He'll come slinking back. By then, if you're smart, you'll have decided you're better without him.

Never complain

I don't forgive people, but I don't let them bother me either!

Who says I have rules?" She waves off my question. "Oh, please. You have so many rules, your rules have rules.

A lot of rumours on the Internet are wrong and horrible.

I prefer to leave a little room in my bag to grab goodies when I'm travelling, but otherwise you need one good pair of shoes that can be worn day or night, a pair of black jeans, and a nice dress.

I'm sorry, Mankind can't get to the phone right now, cause he's got The Rock's foot in his mouth!

I'm always pleased that I managed to stay out of jail throughout my tenure in Chicago.

A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch.

My day job is writing for television. So I've been on enough sets, and I know how things work.