Self-pity is the hens' besetting sin, " remarked Mr. Payton. "Foolish fowl. How they came to achieve anything as perfect as the egg I do not know! I cannot fathom.

Wisdom tells us that the best time for silence is when we are mad or upset.

A snake must be treated as a snake, forgiving it every time it showed you its fangs, will not transform into a garland of flowers.

I kind of want to know a little bit about everything.

I could get into bed with James Bond, then take my false leg off and it would really be a gun.

My Book and Heart Shall never part.

Joe Biden was spotted with a bruise on his face that was apparently caused by his dog. I guess they collided when they both went after the same tennis ball.

I do not speak of what I cannot praise.

Too marvelous for words.

We know how to get all of the energy we need without using dirty or dangerous fuel sources. It is no longer a question of whether we can - but of whether we will

God answers prayer in three ways: yes, no, and wait awhile.