Self-publishing a shitty book doesn't make you an author any more than singing in the shower makes you a rockstar or squeezing your pimple makes you a dermatologist.

WTF is praying gonna do for Vegas? Apparently God likes mass shootings.

There is neither a Heaven nor a Hell. Life after Death is an oxymoron. Life is just another word for existence, and Death is just another word for non-existence.

There is neither a Heaven for a Hell. Life after Death is an oxymoron. Life is just another word for existence, and Death is just another word for non-existence.

Calling a book "Young Adult" is just a fancy way of saying the book is censored.

The secret to good writing is to use small words for big ideas, not to use big words for small ideas.

God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups.

Every difficult problem is easy if you know how to.

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

World War II synchronizes things for a lot of people. There's a kind of wakeup call.

Will, therefore, is the unbroken determination to exercise free choice as well as self-restraint, in spite of the unavoidable experience of shame and doubt in infancy.

Once upon a time my political opponents honored me as possessing the fabulous intellectual and economic power by which I created a worldwide depression all by myself.

It is but a poor establishment where there are not many superfluous things which the owner knows not of, and which go to the thieves.

dating is like campaigning: you don't reveal who you really are or what you're really up to until you get elected.

There are so many great artists that are doing interesting things, that I don't want to focus on boring people.

At the end of the day, when it comes time to make that decision, as president, all you have to guide you are your values, and your vision, and the life experiences that make you who you are.

I don't like to Google myself. I try and avoid it whenever I can.