Selfish people, with no heart to speak of, have the best time of it.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Why are you pretending to write, when I already know you're just doing that to intimidate me?

When you find a best friend, you become two flowers blooming from the same bud.

There is no value in your promises. They are as hollow as fangs and poisonous as the venom within them once I allowed them into my heart.

Instead of thinking about work the next day or thinking about what you have to do, if you live in the moment you'll have some of the best times of your life.

The best leaders are apt to be found among those executives who have a strong component of unorthodoxy in their character. Instead of resisting innovation, they symbolize it.

There's no way to design a society that's optimal or utopian. It's better than the one that was. Systems always undergo change.

Of course, after I retire I want to be the housewife, really.

I have met many Roman Catholic theologians who will emphasize as much as any good Protestant preacher that everything comes from the love and grace of God.

When evangelizers rise from prayer, their hearts are more open; freed of self-absorption, they are desirous of doing good and sharing their lives with others.

There must always be a discrepncy between concepts and reality, because the former are static and discontinuous while the latter is dynamic and flowing