Selfishness is not living your life as you wish to live it. Selfishness is wanting others to live their lives as you wish them to.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

People aren´t born sad.We make them that way.

Jason decided not to add that the best way to get him to focus on something was to tell him not to think about it.

It would be amazing to tell my grandchildren, like, 'Yeah, I was paid to sharpen 1,000 pencils.'

Nature's first great title--mind.

If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.

You made her apologize for sickness. For her courage. You made her feel sorry for dying.

You will always have to live with yourself, and it is to your best interest to see that you have good company - a clean, pure, straight, honest, upright, generous, magnanimous companion.

I have been up to my head just with calling people, I call about 50 to 100 people a day.

There was a time - before I made movies - when I was more forgiving, but now that I've learned as much as I have, I want to do movies that I want to see, that have their own unique flavor.

Frenchmen are like gunpowder, each by itself smutty and contemptible, but mass them together and they are terrible indeed!