Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.

What you don't write is often more important than what you do

If there is possbility of the ability, I will choose flexibility.

I'm full of self-doubt. I doubt everything I do. Everything I do is a failure.

If you have small-government, traditional values, you may be considered by your own leadership to be an enemy of the state.

Your determination to become a more optimistic person in every part of your life will do more to ensure your success and happiness than any other single quality you can develop.

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the topless towers of Ileum?

I used to get made fun of for being either too provocative or too eccentric, so I started to tone it down. I didn't fit in, and I felt like a freak.

There is no error, no addiction with more power than the Cross of Christ.

I knew I would hate my best memory because it would prove that people could fake love or that love could end or worst of all, love was not powerful enough to change a life.

Society exists only as a mental concept; in the real world there are only individuals.