Send lawyers, guns, and money. Dad, get me out of this.

We buy books because we believe we're buying the time to read them.

I saw a Werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand

All I can say is what I've always said: If you break your leg, stop thinking about dancing and start decorating the cast.

Enjoy every sandwich.

I'm very well acquainted with the seven deadly sins, I keep a busy schedule trying to fit them in.

They say love conquers all You can't start it like a car You can't stop it with a gun.

If you won't leave me, I'll find someone who will.

There's nothing romantic, nothing grand, nothing heroic, nothing brave, nothing like that about drinking. It's a real coward's death.

When I was young, times were hard. When I got older it was worse.

I wrote my songs despite the fact that I was a drunk, not because of it.

Many things that don't really mean so much of anything, are wonderful.

If I weren't so depressed, I'd kill myself.

May be I am villain in your story, but I am hero in mine.

We have piped unto you and ye have not danced we have mourned to you and ye have not wept.

Sometimes it feels like you're losing, but even when you're losing, you're getting something.

As we get older we do not get any younger. Seasons return, and today I am fifty-five, And this time last year I was fifty-four, And this time next year I shall be sixty-two.

In the Army when we had judo classes, out of the class of 27 just me and another guy graduated. I grew to enjoy it because I knew I could do it well. I tried to do everything well.

1974 meant big cuffs, bell-bottoms, platform shoes with two-tone colors, and body-conscious shirts.

I am not interested in constructing a building, so much as in having a perspicuous view of the foundations of possible buildings.

Pray for a peaceful and contented mind in all circumstances.