Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

[Bob Dylan] was rarely tender and seldom reached out to anticipate another's needs.

Something given, something taken away. Does it always have to work like that?

I was very, very lucky because I started swimming when most of the landmarks in the world had not been swum.

Italy needed structural reforms to become more competitive.

Calf love doesn't usually survive amputation, Your Majesty.

Learn what the rest of the world is like. The variety is worthwhile.

I'm quite the nagger too. I nag at the others when their chatting makes our rehearsals finish later than scheduled.

What the psychedelic thing can be seen as, when it's done with plants, as a return to Gaia, an immersion in the feminine.

He’d always been willing to confess his faults, for, by admitting them, it was as if he made them no longer exist.