Sense of humor: A thread of illuminated intelligence that links two opposite ideas.

"Be yourself" is about the worst advice you can give some people.

No brain is stronger than its weakest think.

Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn't hold water.

Seventy million books in America's libraries, but the one you want to read is always out.

Think of what would happen to us... if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record.

What if my trousers are shabby and worn, they cover a warm hearth.

To feel themselves in the presence of true greatness many find it necessary only to be alone.

It must be a hard life to be the child of a psychologist.

A mind is as strong as its weakest think.

A senior always feels like the university is going to the kids.

Make your heart your heaven.

I thought I detected a bit of wonder in his voice, that he'd like to become part of a story, any story.

I'm the kind of person who wants the people around me to be comfortable, to laugh, and to have a fabulous time - I want them to be as happy as I am.

I am so enriched because so much has happened in my life. The way I can express myself is because of the life I have led. It's only when you experience life can you emote it.

I am startled when people are themselves and are not my thoughts of them.

Since there's no more you and me. It's time I let you go so I Can Be Free.

Again, I say I will be glad to tell what songs I have ever sung, because singing is my business.

I don't like being up high. It took me three days to get to the top of the Eiffel Tower.

For me, because I've had classical theater training, when people say, "Oh, my god, the play is amazing!," I'll never get to see it because I'm in it.

I don’t think there’s anything positive in the WCW brand at all. It was dead when they brought it. They were going to bury us when they did business.