Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me.

I was one of the first veejays to take the camera out on location, and that's what was unique about MTV at that time.

I kind of was raised at The Comedy Store by comedians. When you see my dad on stage before me and then you see me, you'll see where I got a lot of my stuff.

Whenever someone dies everyone says, I love that guy, except for Jeffrey Dahmer.

I want to do an 'Extreme Makeover' show. You know that MTV show 'I Want To Have A Famous Face'? Well, I want to do a new show. I want to have a different famous face.

My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that's responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers.

I liked Evel Knievel, and that game Mouse Trap. That was pretty cool.

I giggle when I put myself down. It's just funny to me.

Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me.

I'm not used to getting good reviews.

When you're a kid, all you really care about are Slurpees and Slip N Slide and riding your bike, and that's what I did.

Women rescue men just as much as, if not more than, men rescue women.

If heaven really exists: then heaven is the job, hell is unemployment, while life is merely an interview.

The greatest power God has given to His sons cannot be exercised without the companionship of one of His daughters.

I am also a drummer of sorts. I've got an electronic set sitting in my bedroom.

Projecting a persuasive image of a desirable and practical future is extremely important to high morale, to dynamism, to consensus, and in general to help the wheels of society turn smoothly.

I do really enjoy having a crowd of people out to see me. They really motivate me. I feel really lucky they've come down so I give it what I have got every time.

New York is the greatest character actor ever. Any film that is shot in New York is elevated by the city.

They say that if the Swiss had designed these mountains they'd be rather flatter.

Quit praying about yourself and spend your life for the sake of others as the bondservant of Jesus. That is the true meaning of being broken bread and poured-out wine in real life.

The moment you make passive income and portfolio income a part of your life, your life will change. Those words will become flesh.