Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.

When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.

I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.

If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.

I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.

Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.

And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.

Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.

If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.

I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.

I don’t understand why people really get upset about something that doesn’t affect them at all.

As long as there is the egoism of ‘I-ness’ (hoonpanu) and the partiality towards ‘my-ness’ (marapanu), how can there be liberation till then?

He [Widmerpool] moistened his lips, though scarcely perceptibly. I thought his mixture of secretiveness and curiosity quite intolerable.

The job of the brand is to make that nameand that logo stand for something. To live its founding principles each day. To stay true.

One of the best ways to persuade others is with your ears - by listening to them.

The intellect is good but until it has become the servant of the heart, it is of little avail.

A humanitarian is always a hypocrite.

Having the ability to get and gain respect through your work is great but you have to be careful not to get carried away.

Anyhow we never know where we must go, nor what guides we are to get - -people,storms, guardian angels, or sheep.

In some states, you can vote a straight party ticket, but you can't vote for individual candidates.

You spoke the truth, Percy Jackson. You are nothing like... like Hercules. I am honored that you carry this sword.