Seriously, he is just a voice on the radio, unlike the ones in your head, you don't have to do what he tells you to do.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Hunger of the heart is much stronger than hunger for food.

It is sheer good fortune to miss somebody long before they leave you.

You can’t do it for someone else. No matter how much they motivate or inspire you, you have to do it for yourself. Your health is YOUR responsibility.

We should not fret for what is past, nor should we be anxious about the future; men of discernment deal only with the present moment.

I don't think I ever really got interested in theater.

I was just a screw or cog in the great machine I called life, and when I dropped out of it I found I was of no use anywhere else.

I just want to put a feeling in all the music I make. It's a part of me. It's a story. I'm always and I'll always be working on it.

Right now being born a girl is to be born threatened.

The art of marketing is the art of brand building. If you arenot a brand, you are a commodity. Then price is everything and the low-cost producer is the only winner.

It's hard for me not to be extraordinarily cute. I had to fight it.