Seriously, why was it tradition to stand when the bride came in? It blocked her from seeing her groom, who was the only reason she was there in the first place.

...and yes that was meant to be interpreted in a sarcastic bubblegum tone complete with clapping and jazz hands.

Your attitude is the one thing in this world you have complete control over. You have full command. As empowering as that truth can be, there are some days we let down and give in to a bad attitude.

It's when I'm feeling blue that I think of my little color pink.

Strength of will is the test of a young man's possibilities. Can he will strong enough and hold whatever he undertakes with an iron grip?

You may build walls in my path, but I will knock them down. then all your hard work only made me stronger, and all you have is gravel.

[When asked how he's keeping his 12-year marriage to wife Jill fresh] Hookers, drugs. We're playing the field right now.

I'm not predicting; I just love playing with superconductors.

Screenplays are not works of art. They are invitations to others to collaborate on a work of art.

Spring is a time to find out where you are, who you are, and move toward where you are going.

I've been married to the same man - even after the separation - longer than most people in this business. I'm sick to death of people mentioning it.

Remember that good things come in threes and so do bad things and always apologize when you've done something wrong but don't you ever apologize for the way your eyes refuse to stop shining.