Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

It is not about the glory of the human form more about being human.

You're only as good as your next idea. And if you can't agree on that, then it's time to walk.

Kind words are a creative force, a power that concurs in the building up of all that is good, and energy that showers blessings upon the world.

Come, my pretender, my fritter, my bubbler, my chicken biddy! Oh succulent one, it is but one turn in the road and I would be a cannibal!

As many serve the Virgin as serve God.

Once you spend more than $100 million on a movie, you have to save the world.

We are Americans, speaking the same language, adopting the same customs, holding the same general opinions... and shall rise and fall with Americans.

A conscience is like a boat or a car. If you feel you need one, rent it.

Men are like lions. We hunt.

God takes a safe course with His children, that they may not be condemned with the world, He permits the world to condemn them, that they may not love the world, the world hates them.