Sesame Street... I think they were all high. With Big Bird, they had to be high.

I was one of the first veejays to take the camera out on location, and that's what was unique about MTV at that time.

I kind of was raised at The Comedy Store by comedians. When you see my dad on stage before me and then you see me, you'll see where I got a lot of my stuff.

Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me.

Whenever someone dies everyone says, I love that guy, except for Jeffrey Dahmer.

I want to do an 'Extreme Makeover' show. You know that MTV show 'I Want To Have A Famous Face'? Well, I want to do a new show. I want to have a different famous face.

My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that's responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers.

I liked Evel Knievel, and that game Mouse Trap. That was pretty cool.

I giggle when I put myself down. It's just funny to me.

Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me.

I'm not used to getting good reviews.

Don't be amazed. There is nothing strange about eight white men being alone and therefore helpless.

Too little process and you can't get good work done. Too much process and you can't get any work done. Most companies never find the middle.

If you'd be beloved, make yourself amiable. A true friend is the best possession.

A well-paid slave is nonetheless a slave.

Blame is the cowards way out.

The house shows the owner.

I bet you’re not dangerous at all, are you? Are you, you great ugly brute?

Intuition works best when you remember that “tuition” is part of it. You need to have paid ahead of time (ie done your prep work) so as to prepare the ground for intuition.

The more I want a book to be done, the faster I type because I just want to get it out.

I've had an enduring appreciation of psychology.