Set a beggar on horseback and he will ride a gallop.

Have you had a kindness shown? Pass it on.

Have you had a kindness shown? Pass it on; 'Twas not given for thee alone, Pass it on; Let it travel down the years, Let it wipe another's tears. Pass it on.

Have you had a kindness shown? Pass it on 'Twas not given for thee alone Pass it on Let it travel down the years Let it wipe another's tears Til in Heaven the deed appears - Pass it on.

Our wrangling lawyers are so litigious and busy here on earth that I think they will plead their clients' causes hereafter some of them in hell.

Penny wise pound foolish.

They lard their lean books with the fat of others' works.

They are proud in humility proud in that they are not proud.

One religion is as true as another.

Him that makes shoes go barefoot himself.

All our geese are swans.

As lovers, the difference between men and women is that women can love all day long, but men only at times.

What is jealousy but a reflection of your own failures?

A lie is more profitable than the truth. That is why we have elections.

I go home and stay there. I wash and scrub up each day, and that's it. One month I actually grew a moustache, just so I could say that I'd done something.

The critics try to intellectualize my material. There's no satire involved. Satire is a concept that can only be understood by adults. My stuff is straight, for people of all ages.

Our nation will succeed or fail to the degree that all of us - citizens and businesses alike - are active participanats in building strong, sustainable and enriching communities.

What is blackness? Is it the way you talk? Do you got to say, 'Dey this, dey dat.' Or the way you dress? Or is it the forgiving of certain things? What is black enough?

It's always a unique challenge when you're working with somebody where English is their second language.

Thanks to my father, I didn't have to face the tough side of life. Probably that's why I always chose love over money.

The paranormal, you can't pick and choose. It's all or nothing.