Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

Progress means advancement in the path of upliftment – in the path of enlightenment – in the path of humanitarian glory.

To discover your mission and put it into action - instead of worrying on the sidelines - is to find peace of mind and a heart full of love.

She smiled. I think it's just the snow. I think it makes people stop and think. Bell nodded. I hope it comes a blizzard then.

Take a deep breath. Get present in the moment and ask yourself what is important this very second.

I may be the first woman member of Congress, but I won’t be the last.

Hatin' and I know they got a reason why. I ain't gotta wonder if I wanna lease or buy.

"Gutta cavat lapidem." (Dripping water carves a stone.)

I'm one of the most competitive guys in the NFL. Believe me, nobody wants it more than me.

The one who actually succeeds in making himself believe that he is having a good time is the man of splendid physical health.