Seven times up, eight times down

Tomorrow’s victory is today’s practice.

Learn today so that you may live tomorrow

Revenge is self-defeating. It will eat away you until there is nothing left.

seven times down eight times up like the Daruma doll

seven times down, eight times up

Nothing that we despise in other men is inherently absent from ourselves. We must learn to regard people less in the light of what they do or don't do, and more in light of what they suffer.

You may travel the whole world, but you'll not find true religion anywhere. Whatever there is, it is in your own mind.

Power is the most persuasive rhetoric.

Dying's tough - but not as tough as comedy.

They [letters] are my friends Some people look at bottles of wine, or whatever - girls' bottoms - I get kicks out of looking at type.

Today the United States has admitted that after months and months of searching, we still have no idea where Osama bin Laden is. Osama bin Laden? We can't even find Kenneth Lay.

The best thing that can happen to a human being us to find a problem, to fall in love with that problem, and to live trying to solve that problem, unless another problem even more lovable appears.

Emotions are the natural substances of the soul ... and when we think we can't handle the emotions, we lose the natural substances of the soul and begin looking for substances to replace the flow.

Ronald Reagan said "trust, but verify." President [Barack] Obama is "trust, but vilify." He trusts our enemies and vilifies everyone who disagrees with him.

It's really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to.