Several girlfriends are easier to handle than one wife.

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream.

Living in the moment, thinking about the future, and staying connected to the past: That's what makes me feel whole.

If you let society and your peers define who you are, you're the less for it.

In my wildest dreams, I could not have imagined a sweeter life.

My best pick-up line is "My name is Hugh Hefner."

I'm never going to grow up. Staying young is what it is all about for me.

I don't have dinner parties - I eat my dinner in bed.

I would like to think that I will be remembered as someone who had some positive impact on the sociosexual values of his time. And I think I'm secure and happy in that.

It's good to be selfish. But not so self-centered that you never listen to other people.

The interesting thing is how one guy, through living out his own fantasies, is living out the fantasies of so many other people.

Where two principles really do meet which cannot be reconciled with one another, then each man declares the other a fool and a heretic

The most savage controversies are those about matters as to which there is no good evidence either way.

It is just that I don't want a wife and I don't want kids.

The only way to build a peaceful community is to build men and women who are lovers and makers of peace.

Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.

I've now realised for the first time in my life the vital Importance of Being Earnest.

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?

One runs a business ultimately to do well so you can do good for everyone.

If you want it and believe you can have it, you will.

Happiness is something that you are, and it comes from the way you think.