Shake and shake the catsup bottle none will come and then a lot'll.

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.

Libraries: Here is where people, one frequently finds, lower their voices, and raise their minds.

The great improvement of the radio over the telephone is that it may be turned off without offending the speaker.

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.

If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no fun, For I'm sure to be playing alone.

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.

If you convinced me And I convinced you, Would there not still be Two points of view?

Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age.

Successful people will tell you that they do not wonder if they are going to succeed. They know they will. It's just a matter of when.

Every circle of people should follow the footsteps of some great sports teams, who always work together as one for the victory of everyone.

Moral stories are always imaginary, but these stories induce real moral values in a human society .

Dogs are actually very smart, it's just that they're rather clumsy, but it's this trait that makes humans attracted to them and why I love dogs so much.

This is the Middle East, where every week you have something new; so whatever you talk about this week will not be valuable next week.

In an era where digital or virtual is the default, the actual coming together into a physical space has to be an experience that you don't want to miss.

The cream of enjoyment in this life is always impromptu. The chance walk; the unexpected visit; the unpremeditated journey; the unsought conversation or acquaintance.

There's the continuing challenges of racism, of sexism, of discrimination against the LGBT community, of the way that we treat people as opposed to how we want to be treated.

Look at the Justice Department, it's full of Jews...The lawyers in government are damn Jews.

It's very shocking for me to see pictures from my win here in 2008. I aged.