Shakespeare . . . If he does not give you delight, you had better ignore him [if you can].

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge.

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts.

The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

Fear is the main source of superstition, and one of the main sources of cruelty. To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom.

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.

An Honest politician will not be tolerated by a democracy unless he is very stupid ... because only a very stupid man can honestly share the prejudices of more than half the nation.

If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have a paradise in a few years.

We have in fact, two kinds of morality, side by side: one which we preach, but do not practice, and another which we practice, but seldom preach.

The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd.

Cruel men believe in a cruel god and use their belief to excuse their cruelty. Only kindly men believe in a kindly god, and they would be kindly in any case.

There would be no Lenin without Rasputin.

Life is a Game of Chess Between Me and God

acing the difficulty, there are 2 types of people:1 - Damn it!2 - Challenge accepted!

Brand is everything, the stuff you want to communicate to consumers and the stuff you communicate despite yourself.

I actually wanted to be an astronaut, but I don't have a mathematical brain.

I saw how greatly he suffered the requirement of being clever. It separated him from his soul, and it didn't get him anything other than a living

The general trend in the last 4,000 years is that carbon dioxide and temperature have been moving against each other.

When I used to play nightclubs, you had to play Top 40 or favorite oldies that maybe people could relate to.

Man can be that which he wishes to be; form and substance, they are but shadows. The mind, the ego, the essence of the god-dream -- that is real, that is immortal.

I've never considered myself a comedian. I'm a comedic actor.