Shakespeare, ” he thought as he scribbled away. “Foolish fancy. This is life as it is lived.

Eating was easy. Thinking was hard.

We live as best we may in a world of worms.

Well done, my fine fellow out of my womb. What have you gained? Nothing! And oh, what have you lost? Everything!

I have ridden out all the storms, ” said Shakespeare, “even the ones I wrote myself. Here, look, it begins…

God is our Holy Father.

Struggles make us a man or a woman! Stay raw, work hard and party harder!

Self-liberation is the greatest victory.

Always trust your fellow man. And always cut the cards. Always trust God. And always build your house on high ground. Always love thy neighbor. And always pick a good neighborhood to live in.

We must remember that possession of physical beauty can easily weaken the moral faculty.

MOM - noun - One who sacrifices her body, sleep, social life, spending money, eating hot meals, peeing alone, patience, memory, energy and sanity for LOVE!

No one can bring to God what you can.

I've always thought the prettiest smiles are the ones that show the most teeth.

I never thought for a second that anything I ever did was going to make someone cringe. That never occurred to me.

Genuine happiness is hard to miss.