Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you.

It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody.

I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.

They took away our land, our language, and our religion; but they could never harness our tongues.

The terrorist is the one with the small bomb.

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.

I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

The only thing I envy in young people is their livers.

I remember how amazing it felt to be loved by him and how he was all I ever wanted.

In fitness, there are no short cuts. It involves immense discipline and hard work.

I will do everything by apply with all the legal and apply with the rule of law. And the main important thing that I have to be fairness to everyone, not just only one person.

But man must light for man The fires no other can, And find in his own eye Where the strange crossroads lie.

You can't wait forever for an audience to get the joke, but you should give them at least two seconds to join in before you go on to the next one.

No man can break any of the Ten Commandments. He can only break himself against them.

I get a certain feeling when I go to Lambeau field in Green Bay. Soldier field in Chicago is special to me. Those are the places that I really like. The stadiums.

He wasn't just masculine and sexual, he was carnal in a set-your-teeth-on-edge kind of way; he was almost frightning.

Not everything in life can or should be explained. Part of every painting should be incomplete...to be completed in the mind of the viewer.

My job as a prosecutor is to do justice. And justice is served when a guilty man is convicted and an innocent man is not.