Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never fail to laugh?

Open your mouth and shut your eyes and see what Zeus will send you.

Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever.

A man's homeland is wherever he prospers.

Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.

Ignorance can be cured, but stupidity is forever

Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life.

You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe.

Characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner.

By words the mind is winged.

If nothing else, it's pleasant to consider the possibility. He likes the thought of ships moving over the water, toward another world just out of sight.

The destiny of the country depends on the actions and the position of His messengers

Walk into any bookstore and you’ll find hundreds of books telling you how to live. Don’t be misled, and don’t be deceived. Instead, build your life on the truth God has given us in His Word.

Tears are the biggest weapon used by every girl against the boys with a success rate of hundred percent.

I ought to warn you, dear, he can get rather wild when he’s hungry

Mark Brunell usually likes to soak his balls before a rainy game.

When we talk about God, I think what most of us mean is some greater thing, some higher power that can help us access our own strength or give us strength.

My best idea was to not accept my wife's negative reaction when I asked her to marry me.

When you compete with someone as good or better than you, you may not always win, but you never lose.

Building relationships is the key for being happy as a coach. Players must want to play for you. If they are comfortable with you, they will work hard for you.