Shame is an unhappy emotion invented by pietists in order to exploit the human race.

Nothing matters but the facts. Without them, the science of criminal investigation is nothing more than a guessing game.

If you still want to kill him, do me a favor and take him outside. Those are new sheets.

There's so few people in this town with a conscience.

Being thrown out of this place is significantly better than being thrown out of a leper colony.

Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose.

I think that there are few people in one's life that you never really feel that they're gone. I have to remind myself that she isn't around.

I'm not a dishwasher anymore. But I'm still from Sangamon Street.

Swift waters parted by the jagged rocks are joined at river's end. / 瀬をはやみ 岩にせかるる 滝川の われても末に あはむとぞ思ふ

Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.

The most terrifying thing in the world was having to give a speech at my girlfriend's wedding. I was physically shaking and sweating the entire time.

Life itself is your teacher, and you are in a state of constant learning.

You don't throw away a whole life just because it's banged up a little.

Fear beyond rational limits forces people to cling to normality

All labels are offensive in some way.

It is as easy for most of us to keep from stealing our dinners as it is to digest them, and there is quite as much voluntary morality involved in one process as the other.

I did stand-up for a long time and I did classical theater. As much time as you could spend on a stage will always inform you and your job, as you evolve.

I've already developed trust in my teammates -as a player and as a person.