Shaq is Shaq. I did an episode of The Soup with Shaq, and he shook my hand, and I felt like I was a Ken doll, like I had no hand.

People believe what they want to believe. You have to run your race and be proud of the person you see in the mirror.

Gratitude is the attitude. That's the thing.

You can change your spouse, your friends but never your club.

If I had Sirius FM and fire-breathing in a giant puppy dragon, I'd be golden.

If something is nice about you, usually one or two people will tell you. If something is foul about you, everyone will tell you.

I thought maybe I would be everyone's favorite dude-food friend.

I do feel that, generally, people will see me and go, "He knows where the good food is," which is an awesome correlative. It's an awesome simplification.

If it's a question about stuff that matters to you personally, like favorite food, favorite piece of knowledge, favorite animal, it's hard not to have an opinion and want to quantify things.

The first one that I went to with my friends was with my buddy Michael - and we actually cut class to get tickets - was INXS at the Garden.

Man V. Food is the highest-rated show in the Travel Channel's history, so clearly there's going to be a correlation.

Altogether, the first glimpse of his bride-which should have come as no surprise to Alex, standing there looking so lean and handsome himself-nearly brought him to his knees.

So much of what makes a room great is how you enter and circulate through it, how it addresses the body.

I try and stay away from my comment section on Twitter. But for the most part, the response that I get usually is very positive - and so it's nice.

Hillary Clinton is totally for open borders - there goes your country - which would mean the destruction of America.

The discipline of suffering, of great suffering - do you not know that it is this discipline alone that has produced all the elevations of humanity so far?

For other nations, utopia is a blessed past never to be recovered; for Americans it is just beyond the horizon.

My hope is that if people have the knowledge, and if they actually see where their food comes from and have access to the information, they will make better ethical choices.

Could I love less, I should be happier now.

I never direct myself, because I don't like working with me. I would punch me in the mouth if I had to take my direction.

First-class players lose to second-class players because second-class players sometimes play a first-class game