Share everything. Don't take things that aren't yours. Put things back where you found them.

We could learn a lot from crayons; some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, while others bright, some have weird names, but they all have learned to live together in the same box.

Don't worry that children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you.

If you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if your house is on fire, then you got a problem. Everything else is inconvenience.

It will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need, and our air force has to have a bake-sale to buy a bomber.

The examined life is no picnic.

The winding down of summer puts me in a heavy philosophical mood.

Ignorance and power and pride are a deadly mixture, you know.

All I ever needed to know I learned in kindergarten. Share everything ... Don't hit people ... Clean up your own mess.

Why is love easy? I don’t know. And the raccoons don’t say.

Love is a fabric which never fades, no matter how often it is washed in the water of adversity and grief.

Mocking Hugh Hefner is easy to do, and in my mind should be made easier.

The adornment of the body is a human need. I don't see anything superficial about it unless your life becomes very materialistic.

One murder is too many. But it is important that we learn about what has been effective.

I want to succeed. And I want to succeed in the best way possible, without caring whether people call my actions leftist or rightist.

Every person is born with a talent, and happiness depends on discovering that talent in time.

If you have the ball, you must make the field as big as possible, and if you don't have the ball, you must make it as small as possible.

To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten to tout for flattery.

No one wants to see a boring tube sock.

It doesn't make sense for me to be a lawyer in a place where there is no law.

Sure the shovel and tongs To each other belongs.