Sharper than a serpents tongue, tighter than a bongo drum, quicker than a one night stand, slicker than a mambo band.

Sometimes you get the best light from a burning bridge.

I think my first instrument was a ukulele that they gave me. I used to know how to play that pretty well.

We all know that crap is king, give us dirty laundry.

Armchair warriors often fail - and we've been poisoned by these fairy tales

Sometimes to keep it together you've got to leave it alone.

The trouble with you and me my friend, is the trouble with this nation, too many blessings, too little Appreciation.

I'm not easy to live with and I know that it's true. However, you're no picnic either, babe, and that's one of the things I liked about you.

There are people in your life who've come and gone, they let you down and hurt your pride. Better put it all behind you, life goes on, you keep carrying that anger, it'll eat you up inside.

Cause a man with a briefcase can steal more money than any man with a gun.

It's an inside job to learn about forgiving, it's an inside job to hang on to the joy of living.

We take food for granted, but it isn't a luxury for many people.

All children are curious, I think, but not all adults are.

Wear audacious underwear under the most solemn business attire.

I am in favor of the European institutions being led for the next two-and-a-half years as they have been thus far. We need stability.

Pelosi's problem is her spine doesn't reach her brain.

On with the dance, let the joy be unconfined.

Keeping your body healthy is an expression of gratitude to the whole cosmos — the trees, the clouds, everything.

It's weird being a photographer because you really have to divorce yourself from the image.

In life, the only thing of importance is a radical, total, and definitive change. The rest, frankly, is of no importance at all.

The current situation with regard to theory is odd and maybe defined by a paradox.