Shaving was invented to kill time before a date.

Inside that Colonel, there's a private that needs to be cuddled and held just like the rest of us." Hawkeye

Colonel Henry Blake, a surgeon: "I can paint a barn with someone else's blood. I just can't stand to see my own.

Are you dedicated to your patient or your ego?

What's a man worth without love ? $.89 worth of chemicals." Hawkeye Pierce

Do you really understand all this army stuff?It helps not to be too bright, sir.

Poetry is the shadow cast by our streetlight imaginations.

I love inspirational R&B, like Mary J. Blige and Jennifer Hudson. I want to do that. That kind of music stays with you.

What is a house but a bigger skin, and a neighborhood map but the world's skin ever expanding?

America is successful because of the hard work and creativity and enterprise of our people.

We should not forget that our tradition is one of protest and revolt, and it is stultifying to celebrate the rebels of the past ... while we silence the rebels of the present.

Kids will use their own system at the stage that they are, they're not (learning merely by) imitating you.

I just try things and whether people like it or if I find it successful or not, I just do it.

I fear no one, but respect everyone.

You can't be a minority in this society without having someone express disapproval about affirmative action.

Enlightenment says the world is nothing Nothing but a dream, everything's an illusion And nothing is real.