She [Kim Kardashian] was always my muse, now she's become other designers' muses.

Everyone's always telling you to be humble. When was the last time someone told you to be great?

Would you believe in what you believe in if you were the only one who believed it?

Even a broke clock is right twice a day

Life is 5% what happens, and 95% how you react.

This is my life homie, you decide yours

Believe in your flyness...conquer your shyness

Nothing in life is promised except death.

Everything I'm not makes me everything I am

You're not perfect, but you're not your mistakes.

You basically can say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end.

To be inactive while engaged in activity is the real inactivity (non-doership)!

That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people would want to be around someone because they're pretty. It's like picking your breakfast cereals based on color instead of taste.

From the necks up... well, whoever said two heads are better than one never met a hydra.

This is a world inhabited not by people who have to be persuaded to believe but by people who want an excuse to believe.

When the heart no longer feels the truth of hell, the gospel passes from good news to simply news

Foolish people are never harmless. Stupidity accounts for as many crimes as anger and greed.

I promised to tell you how one falls in love.

They [Japanese whalers] haven't produced a single peer-reviewed international scientific paper in 23 years.

While the Tamils were inventing cabs and leather jackets, we Greeks were busy inventing philosophy. But I guess everybody needs cabs and leather jackets.

Have you ever had a single moment's thought about my responsibilities?