She [Marilyn Monroe] was good at being inarticulately abstracted for the same reason that midgets are good at being short.

Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right.

Snooker is just chess with balls.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

The British secret service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB

A sceptic finds Dallas absurd. A cynic thinks the public doesn't

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.

A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.

Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.

Those who look outside can only see an illusion. Those who look inside may see the reality.

As compassionate beings, we cannot harm others, not even through our inaction.

If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I'm the worst.

Self-imposed insanely impossible deadlines often help.

Who I am is what fulfills me and fulfills the vision I have of the world.

Homesickness hits hardest in the middle of a crowd in a large, alien city.

Do you find coming to terms with the mindless tedium of it all presents an interesting challenge?

Your body and your mind can be receptacles to perceive the whole cosmos - if only you do not identify yourself with them.

And when all is said and done, there is no greater success in the world than just being happy.

Let me say at the outset that I do not reflexively oppose international trade.