She appears to have a face that would stop a clock and raise hell with small watches, bless her heart.

I'm what is known as perimenopausal. "Peri", some of you may know, is a Latin prefix meaning 'SHUT YOUR FLIPPIN' PIE HOLE'.

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

I'd sooner wear white shoes in February, drink unsweetened tea, and eat Miracle Whip instead of Duke's than utter the words 'you guys'.

Writing humor is not something every single person can do.

And I reminded myself that it's easy to be grateful for the obvious blessings in life, much harder to be grateful for the tough moments and the lessons they teach.

Who can fail to mist at Fergie's anthem, 'My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.' Hmmm. 'My lunch, my lunch, I swear it's coming up.

Do you think heaven's like that?Could be worse, said Serge. You know all those pushy people who keep telling us we're not going to heaven? It could be full of them instead.

Beetroot Cossins had moved to Kuala Lumpur where she had died of lethargy and pie.

I woke up this morning, and I still don't believe I won the Daytona 500.

You see guys getting in trouble, but you also see the good in people. It's just a matter of always learning.

You know, a low budget, you have to work harder. You have to plan well; you don't have much time to rehearse.

Can we expect the redemption of the world from scholars? I doubt it. But the time has come for all artists to join together as a confederation in an eternal league.

I had worked in fiction a lot before I started making documentaries, but when I was around 32 or 33-years-old I suddenly got so fed up with the world of fiction, which is so money-centered.

There is no principle involved in my holdout. Only money.

The limits to innovation have nothing to do with creativity, and nothing to do with technology. They have everything to do with management capability.

In the late 60s and early 70s, I did get interested in voices, and in narration and embodying the voice, making the poem sound like a real person talking.