She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.

I'm Liam Gallagher and I'm in Oasis. The whole world is jealous of me. It should be.

I am a tender, beautiful and loving guy that happens to slap a photographer now and then because they get in my way.

I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, 'What a f***ing good-looking f*** you are.' And then I brighten up.

I know how to behave but sometimes I can't be bothered.

I live for now, not for what happens after I die. I'm going to hell, not heaven. The devil has all the good gear. What's God got? The Inspiral Carpets and nuns.

There's no rules. Show me the rule book.

I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night.

I was brought up Catholic. Then I had a joint and looked at the world differently.

I'm not like John Lennon, who thought he was the great Almighty. I just think I'm John Lennon.

Discipline? I don't know the meaning of the word.

So I learned two things that night, and the next day, from him: the perfection of a moment, and the fleeting nature of it.

Most of the evil in this world is done by people with good intentions.

Discontent is want of self-discipline it is infirmity of will.

Leaf! you are so big! How can you change your color, then just fall! As if there were no such thing as integrity!

The venal herd. [Lat., Venale pecus.]

Poe is a kind of Hawthorne and delirium tremens.

Chaos, if it does not harden into a pattern of disorder, may be more fruitful than a regularity too easily accepted and a success too easily achieved.

I can't sleep. Too many thoughts running through my useless head.

I'm not a minister, I'm not a philosopher, I'm not a politician, I'm in another category.

I write because I feel driven to write. I write from a sense of inner necessity. I don't write for anything other than that.