She did not shut it properly because she knew that it is very silly to shut oneself into a wardrobe, even if it is not a magic one.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Love God no matter the situation! Always remember that He is with you everywhere! Remember that He loves you, He wants the best of you, and He is the reason you are here!

I'm always looking for inspiration.

People don't know who I am, and that's not a bad thing at all from my end.

There's a commercial break coming and I'm very excited about it and you know why? Because that's what keeps daddy in suits.

The calibre of TV's changing. It's becoming much more epic. To rival film, definitely.

I dumb down for my audience and double my dollars...

For the investor who knows what he is doing, volatility creates opportunity.

The - the sort of thing that I want to do is to strike a resonant chord of universality in other people, which is best done by fiction.

I want a pig. I want a pig on a leash. A baby pig on a leash.

A lot of people have tried to put labels on me, but right now I'm focused on being Kristi Noem and getting my message out to South Dakotans.