She had a heart the size of France and the lucky few whom she loved, she loved with every square inch of it. But it's size made it dangerous.

It's easy to say you don't care about money when you have plenty of it.

...slow and drunk is no match for fast and scared shitless.

She moved to pinch me again but I blocked her hand. I'm no expert on girls, but when one tries to pinch you four times, I'm pretty sure that's flirting.

I didn’t know what to call it, what was happening between us, but I liked it. It felt silly and fragile and good.

No one here is embarrassed of their gift.

Have they built cities on the moon?" another boy asked hopefully."We left some garbage and a flag there in the sixties, but thats about it.

Will you quit shouting and let me bleed in peace!

That was our friendship: equal parts irritation and cooperation.

..he had trampled her poor, pining heart, and the wound was still raw, even these many years later.

It seemed like my parents were always trying to get me to care about money, but I didn’t, really. Then again, it's easy to say you don't care about money when you have plenty of it.

Those who know me never doubt me..Those who doubt me, never knew me.

Irony is Fate's most common figure of speech.

Death is not more certainly a separation of our souls from our bodies than the Christian life is a separation of our souls from worldly tempers, vain indulgences, and unnecessary cares.

Most of my pictures are really small statements. There's a banality to them.

Ive studied Chinese in college, but basically, Im not bilingual.

I hate seeing people that look like you. Especially if God's living by the motto 'If at first you don't succeed.'

I believe that free money is as addictive as cocaine

Rich people (in Australia) have swimming pools in their gardens but, at least, they do swim in them.

And when a lady's in the case, You know, all other things give place.

The substitution of the internal combustion engine for the horse marked a very gloomy milestone in the progress of mankind.