She had more curves than a scenic railway

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

I always advise people never to give advice.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

Maybe a mother wasn't what she seemed to be on the surface.

I studied a crescent moon hung crooked in a plum purple sky and thought about what it would be like to truly be seen.

People say I'll be drafted in the first round, maybe even higher.

Franklin [D. Roosevelt] had a good way of simplifying things. He made people feel that he had a real understanding of things and they felt they had about the same understanding.

Religion makes good people better and bad people worse.

My boyhood ambition was to be able to earn my own living, without the help of anybody, anywhere.

A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours.

People will notice the beauty of what they usually ignore ~

I own nothing of value at all. I spend money on experiences.

I don't get into that second guessing of myself publicly.