She had much in common with Hitler, only no mustache.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

There's always something fishy about the French.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

Work is much more fun than fun.

A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.

For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth.

Work hard, do the best you can, don't ever lose faith in yourself and take no notice of what other people say about you.

You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.

All I've ever wanted was to be near you.

Out yonder there was this huge world...which stands before us like a great eternal riddle.

I have insomnia, and it's hard for me to sit still for a long time. My mind is always "tick, tick, tick."

Without being legalistic, we should be careful and wise in all decisions we make.

When I enter into nirvikalpa samadhi, most can see this light, or feel it. This light creates very powerful, steady spiritual transformation. The reason you are here is to sit in this light.

The man who is just and resolute will not be moved from his settled purpose, either by the misdirected rage of his fellow citizens, or by the threats of an imperious tryant.

Prosperity seems to be scarcely safe, unless it be mixed with a little adversity.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

When you are an actor, you bring a tool in your craft but you are not that person.

God is the perfect poet, Who in his person acts his own creations.