She had no images of this love. She could offer no anecdotes. It was a belief rather than a memory.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

Love is divine. Love is light.Love is life.

The best diet is the one that can be sustained over the long term, combined with other healthful lifestyle behaviors.

Toughest job I ever had: selling doors, door to door.

I got tired of people complaining that it was too hard to use UNIX because the editor was too complicated.

The worst dog gets the best bone.

The outstanding problem of the Public is discovery and identification of itself

The way I figure it, if you can't tell I'm high by looking at me, I win.

Hope, purpose and determination are not merely mental states. They have electrochemical connections that affect the immune system.

I'll watch golf while I work out. I'm your average golf fan.