She had something down there twice as big as mine. That's why I say you better watch where you stroke, cause it could turn out, turn out to be a joke.

You know a one eyed woman, she do the best she can. She search the world over trying to find her a one eyed man.

I even made love to myself once. Uhh, I wasn't suppose to tell you that.

Did you ever see a one eyed woman cry? You know the saddest thing about the woman, the tears don't come out just one eye.

Magic is the stunning art of surprising your audience, so that nothing else surprises them.

In love, a divine self manifest.

life is always about compromises

There is a difference between ‘off-limits’ and those places you can visit without getting caught.

I am a naturalized U.S. citizen, which means that, unlike native-born citizens, I had to prove to the U.S. government that I merited citizenship.

Natural gas is great for America in so many ways.

If a great opportunity arises, you can't say no. But you do have to pick and choose a little more.

I almost do not exist now and I know it; God knows what lives in me in place of me.

There must be a reason why some people can afford to live well. They must have worked for it. I only feel angry when I see waste. When I see people throwing away things we could use.

Stanley Kramer? Spencer Tracy? No one turns down being in a movie with them.