She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.

I personally believe that each of us was put here for a purpose -- to build not to destroy. If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose for God.

There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always

Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.

Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.

Today's comics use four-letter words as a shortcut to thinking. They're shooting for that big laugh and it becomes a panic thing, using four-letter words to shock people.

Are not the sane and the insane equal at night as the sane lie a dreaming?

So I've broadened the fitness concept to make it one of moderation and balance.

B.B. King will be remembered for his impressive skills on the guitar, that King defined the blue genre.

Marry me. You can have all the money and credit cards you want, and the glory of being Mrs Packer, but you've got to let me do what I want.

Pakistan is a nation, which, if it falls apart, if it becomes a failed state, there are nuclear weapons there and you've got terrorists there who could grab their hands onto those nuclear weapons.

Writers, at least writers of fiction, are always full of anxiety and worry.

Christ's work is a kind of deterrent to us, and a way of upholding the justice of God's divine government of the world.

Each age, it is found, must write its own books; or rather, each generation for the next succeeding.

We are none of us promised anything but the last breath we take.

I draw no petty social lines. A man to me is a man, wherever I find him.