She is an office girl, her name is Betty. Her favorite group is Helen Reddy.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

The most introspective of souls are often those that have been hurt the most.

It's far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

To stand in silence when they should be protesting makes cowards of men.

It is the little rift within the lute That by and by will make the music mute, And ever widening slowly silence all.

Pay attention to the timeless core of your being.

The mere habit of writing, of constantly keeping at it, of never giving up, ultimately teaches you how to write.

Death is nothing more than a doorway, something you walk through.

Your sons weren't made to like you. That's what grandchildren are for.

There are three conversions necessary (for the Christian life): the conversion of the heart, the mind, and the purse.

Use only things you find around the bathroom to create something. Extra credit: make it in the bathroom!