She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago. His name is Bobby, he looks like a potato.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Religiousity is unself glory not purity

Even during a mid-life crisis do not deviate from your goal. History remembers only those who succeed.

What you really want is all too often hidden just behind what you think you want.

The goodness you receive from God is a treasure for you to share with others.

I wouldn't record any song that I didn't like.

Lots of shy people dress a bit too much. It's just kind of an armour. People say the same thing about me.

It's been a tough season for all of us, but all we can do is keep fighting and showing character to the end of the season

When you have accomplished your goal simply walk away. This is the path way to Heaven.

No battle plan survives first contact with the enemy. Not when the enemy is me.

It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.