She looked like something that might have occured to Ibsen in one of his less frivolous moments.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

I always advise people never to give advice.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

The insanity of love, and that’s why you’re trying to drive away with the park brake on.

Don't be afraid to let your past and present come together to create something new

If things are built on a poor foundation, there is absolutely nothing there”.

Our senses are always part of the process.

Those whom we call ancient were really new in all things, and properly constituted the infancy of mankind.

There is a beautiful transparency to honest disciples who never wear a false face and do not pretend to be anything but who they are.

In the middlegame one should not hesitate to advance a central passed pawn.

Seek to know the power that is within you.

marriage was a calamity, but it was not an occupation.

...the person who surrenders absolutely to God, with no reservations, is absolutely safe. From this safe hiding-place he can see the devil , but the devil cannot see him.