She loved so much misteries tha she became one

The town was paper, but the memories were not.

As long as we don't die, this is gonna be one hell of a story.

That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they're pretty. It's like picking your breakfeast cereals based on color instead of taste.

Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.

Poetry is just so emo." he said. "Oh, the pain. The pain. It always rains. In my soul.

The rules of capitalization are so unfair to words in the middle of a sentence.

I don't know how I look, but I know how I feel: Young. Goofy. Infinite.

The way I figure it, everyone gets a miracle.

As far as I can tell, there are two basic (kissing) rules: 1. Don't bite anything without permission. 2. The human tongue is like wasabi: it's very powerful, and should be used sparingly.

I will play out the string. I will not betray your trust. I will find you.

man and dog in rainThis too will pass, and I shall be a better man, said Adam, whenever a storm began.

To a man, a woman is fun to be with … until she gains weight. To a woman, a man is fun to live with … until he loses his job.

Don't tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.

It is Hell, of course, that makes priests powerful, not Heaven, for after thousands of years of so-called civilization fear remains the one common denominator of mankind

It is sometimes necessary to lie damnably in the interests of the nation.

I always believed in God, I would go to mass most of the time, but I had no idea of the calling to holiness.

I can't root for Jimmie Johnson to win the Nextel Cup b/c of all of his Super Bowl wins.

The basic of all morality is duty, a concept with the same relation to group that self-interest has to individual.

In relation to a writer, most readers believe in the Double Standard: they may be unfaithful to him as often as they like, but he must never, never be unfaithful to them.

They call it the Latin Quarter because nobody there is Latin and nobody has a quarter.