She loves mysteries that she became one.

The town was paper, but the memories were not.

As long as we don't die, this is gonna be one hell of a story.

That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they're pretty. It's like picking your breakfeast cereals based on color instead of taste.

Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.

Poetry is just so emo." he said. "Oh, the pain. The pain. It always rains. In my soul.

The rules of capitalization are so unfair to words in the middle of a sentence.

I don't know how I look, but I know how I feel: Young. Goofy. Infinite.

The way I figure it, everyone gets a miracle.

As far as I can tell, there are two basic (kissing) rules: 1. Don't bite anything without permission. 2. The human tongue is like wasabi: it's very powerful, and should be used sparingly.

I will play out the string. I will not betray your trust. I will find you.

Emotionally intelligent people have an ability to manage stress as it happens and remain calm through chaos.

Good friendships are fragile things and require as much care as any other fragile and precious thing.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

I think you have to write what you want to watch.

Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third...

Thanks, but that's not going to fix anything. It's like putting a Band-Aid on a bullet wound.

I can literally hear you getting fatter.

... it is a most severe trial for those women to be called to lay down beauty, who have nothing else to take up. It is for this sober season of life that education should lay up its rich resources.

Let Apella the Jew believe it.

I find that in the 21st century, there's not a lot of compassion for what other people are going through or the walk that they have to walk.