She nibbles her pencil... She's human!

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy

It is said that power corrupts, but actually it's more true that power attracts the corruptible. The sane are usually attracted by other things than power.

Some things must be done however much we wish to avoid them.

Don't be led astray into the paths of virtue.

In a new poll 54 percent believed President Bush exaggerated the size of Iraq's missile threat. Hey, he's a guy.

Set good against evill. [Set good against evil.]

Don't be too proud to take lessons. I'm not.

They are fruit and transport: ripening melons, prairie schooners journeying under full sail.

People need space to air out their thoughts, to have a sense of themselves - unfettered by anything.

I am running for president to return our country to the principles of liberty and limited government.

It is from the level of calamities, not that of every-day life, that we learn impressive and useful lessons.